Fat chance

I have often been harassed and ridiculed on the street because of my weight. About fifteen years ago, some h.s. boys did this and I finally did what I'd fantasized about--walked back to them and calmly said, "You know, I have a theory about why boys like you hate fat women. It's because we make your penises look SO SMALL." The boy who had yelled at me was speechless, while the others hooted with laughter and started kidding him--"Oh MAN, she GOT you!" and the like. I walked away absolutely on air, and it took thirty yards before the harasser thought to yell out, "Well, who wants a big *mouthed* [my emphasis] woman like you, anyway?"