They will, they will rock us.
Persons answering to the names of Paul Rodgers, Brian May, and Roger Taylor, with the assistance of and in cooperation with such other persons as the aforementioned shall deem necessary to the satisfactory achievement of said rocking, hereinafter collectively referred to as the party of the first part, shall, at 8 pm Central Standard Time on Sunday 26 March 2006 in the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota, rock persons answering to the names of Terry McFarland and Julie Daugherty, hereinafter referred to as the parTAY of the second part, who shall be seated on the main floor of said venue, section L, row 4, in seats designated 11 and 12, in accordance with Ticketmaster Order Number 29-26076/CH3.
The party of the first part shall perform a selection of musical compositions originally popularized by the 1970s musical groups commonly known as Queen, Free, and Bad Company, along with such other compositions as the party of the first part may choose at its own discretion to include in the evening'sprogram.
The parTAY of the second part shall rock out to the degree and through the actions deemed both appropriate and desirable by that parTAY. Appropriate and desirable actions shall include but are not limited to clapping; imitative gestures of the hand(s) and arm(s) intended to create or maintain an atmosphere of solidarity with other audience members; yelling, screaming, and/or whooping; singing exclusive of yelling, screaming, and/or whooping; and other such demonstrations of appreciation.
The party of the first part and the parTAY of the second part hereby agree that in the event that the Xcel Center is rockin', third parties will be advised not to come knockin'. (And thanks for that one, Phil.)
